On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Randomize
