David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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