Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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