what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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