come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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