paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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