brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
porn star boner night. come get it.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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