Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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