clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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