my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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