I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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