didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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