Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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