it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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