i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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