i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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