She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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