we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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