he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
It was confusing and full of hummus
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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