People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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