quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Found the puke drawer
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Randomize
