So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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