Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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