I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
My penis needs a shock collar
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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