I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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