i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
