He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
how does that bad decision feel?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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