forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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