some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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