This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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