he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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