and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
