brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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