No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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