We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You pole danced in your parka.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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