Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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