Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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