I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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