is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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