Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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