rhymes with "ouble enetration"
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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