so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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