$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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