Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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