YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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