I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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