Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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