why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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