:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Randomize
