if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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