Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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