big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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