The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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