"it" just moved
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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