I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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