how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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